My company just laid me off. It has nothing to do with my perfomance, I do a stellar job, everyone loves me.
It didn’t save my job though, did it?
They are restructuring & downsizing, laying off at least 60 people today alone. Apparently they wanted to wait until after the elections as one of the now elected candidate’s platforms was that he saved all our jobs at this specific company. They will be closing my lobby altogether, as well as the switchboard, allowing the guards to answer the phone down at the gate.
I hope you all take it directly up the ass.
Damn the man,